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January 26, 2011 / Corbin

Jesus: The Game

health +20% ?

3:35:50 PM Andrew C: i might find that i won’t need to go to grad school
3:36:03 PM Andrew C: it would be a hell of a good time, but is the debt really worth it?
3:36:06 PM Andrew C: i don’t really know
3:36:35 PM Mike D: Yeah. Who knows
3:36:45 PM Andrew C: God knows
3:36:51 PM Andrew C: :p
3:37:01 PM Mike D: Then fucking ask him!
3:37:18 PM Andrew C: he and i aren’t speaking at the moment
3:37:27 PM Andrew C: i think he’s been a bit of a bastard lately
3:37:37 PM Mike D: Lol
3:37:50 PM Andrew C: and when you think about it really, jesus is actually a bastard
3:37:56 PM Andrew C: God and Mary didn’t get married
3:38:09 PM Mike D: Yeah I know. Sucks to be him
3:38:10 PM Andrew C: so he’s a holy bastard
3:38:46 PM Mike D: Oh he’s holy all right. Right after I fill him full of lead
3:39:10 PM Andrew C: sure
3:39:16 PM Mike D: Lol
3:40:38 PM Mike D: We will test his deific powers with bullets
3:41:07 PM Andrew C: really taking three days to come back to life doesn’t really seem all that super
3:41:15 PM Andrew C: i mean i can respawn in seconds
3:41:26 PM Andrew C: just sayin
3:41:37 PM Mike D: Its true
3:41:51 PM Andrew C: i mean, his godmode really isn’t all that good of a cheat code
3:42:03 PM Andrew C: get nailed to a cross and die for three days
3:42:29 PM Mike D: Yeah
3:42:38 PM Andrew C: cause i really want to do that every time i put in the code for duke nukeum
3:42:48 PM Andrew C: it would take forever to finish the damn game
3:43:17 PM Mike D: Unless you don’t die
3:43:23 PM Andrew C: “oh fuck, died again… gotta wait three days”
3:43:35 PM Andrew C: he’s not bullet proof! they fucking nailed his hands
3:43:42 PM Andrew C: health went down to 0
3:43:56 PM Andrew C: game over
3:44:03 PM Andrew C: continue? yes? wait three fucking days
3:44:19 PM Mike D: Lol
3:44:20 PM Andrew C: is that real time or game time? they’re the same…
3:44:34 PM Mike D: Lo l
3:44:59 PM Andrew C: seriously… jesus: the game would be a horrible shooter title
3:45:08 PM Andrew C: probably not even one star
3:45:22 PM Mike D: Yeah
3:45:35 PM Andrew C: the health pack would be a fucking mud pie
3:46:11 PM Andrew C: or maybe flavored sand… i dunno
3:46:52 PM Andrew C: you know, i just thought about this
3:47:00 PM Andrew C: he raised lazarus from the dead in one day
3:47:11 PM Andrew C: why couldn’t he come back to life in less than three
3:47:13 PM Andrew C: ?
3:47:23 PM Mike D: Magic
3:47:57 PM Andrew C: so why are the rules different if he uses the spell on someone else than if he used it on himself
3:48:08 PM Andrew C: i mean is it a burst effect or blast?
3:48:14 PM Andrew C: make up your mind
3:48:15 PM Andrew C: sheesh
3:48:47 PM Mike D: Delayed cast
3:51:31 PM Andrew C: psh, hackz
3:52:06 PM Mike D: Lol


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